file this one under "Things Not to Say to Your Wife"

Husband Down........

On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and
it's half the price! ! !'

yep, it's here!!

see...I am saving money

I'm sorry but I got a good laugh

Do you know that when a woman
wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his
throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he
begins to think irrationally???


Ever
wonder why?

It's because
she smells like a new truck!

Dilbert

hee-hee

I read this on Facebook and just had to share it...enjoy!

I want to know who the wise guy is who keeps putting all those W's in the M & M's bag.

from roses to snow storms

Yesterday I had to take off my rose colored glasses because I was looking through snow covered windows

(ha...ha...ha)

How can they say we may have elvolved from this?

I don't think I look anything like this. Even if I didn't shave my legs for a month! :)

(This photo came from this article)

can you say "dumb man" joke?

Two would-be fishermen rented a boat, and one caught a large fish.
“We should mark the spot,” he said. The other man drew a large
X in the bottom of the boat with a black maker
“That’s no good,” said the first man. “Next time out we may not get the same boat.”

joke of the day

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.
P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.

need a laugh?

Maxine is always good for a laugh.

Maxine...enjoy